Today is the Farting Contest for the Bear Olympics! After a steady diet of beans and hard-boiled eggs... Team Canada is ready for this important event.
Their practices have been quite spectacular. But the question is.... will they be able to come through when it counts? Or will the pressure be too much for them? This is their first Olympics after all. The crowd is quiet... and the bears take their positions... will they be able to maintain their top form. The crowd holds its breath as the pressure builds and then...
YES!!! They have done it... what form... what poise... what a smell! The crowd leaves the auditorium in haste, cheers and applause fading as they escape to the fresh air. (Bears should not eat hard-boiled eggs!)... But will it be enough... Team USA has a strong contingent as does Team Britain... only time will tell!
For full results and all of the action - please tune into Beanie Mouse's blog...
Oh that's fun!!!!! Extra points for the commentary I think!!!
ReplyDeleteOFFICIAL BEANIE VOTE: EIGHT!!!
Beans an hartd boiled eggs! Wat dedicaytid preparayshun!!!!
ReplyDeletePS I keep trying to 'follow' yu, but even wen it's me that's logged in, it comes up wiv Dilly's foto! I will keep trying!!
ReplyDeletePPS horray it werkt!!!
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