We Interrupt this Wardrobe Discussion for...

An Urgent Plea for Help!!

Hullo... I was just getting up this morning when Mama said some mail had come for me yesterday. Hmmm..

Ah, it's a card from Jerry & Ben! It has a Christmas stamp - maybe they are sending me another Christmas card? Maybe it's a late card?

But no... I noticed that the postmark was 19 January 2016... and it was addressed to Sandy "Sherlock" Bear. Hmmm... I wonder....

Then I saw the note on the back... just one little bear... with a note that said "Help!". My stuffing ran cold... one of my pals was in trouble!

This is serious business!!! And needs.... Sherlock Sandy!

Grumble... I am so glad this silly wardrobe thing let me keep my Sherlock outfit... now where is it?

Oh... er... hello... I guess this isn't going to work. Sherlock Sandy probably doesn't carry a teddy bear around with him, does he?

OK... Sherlock Sandy reporting for duty!

I carefully opened the envelope and pulled out two sheets of folded paper. No obvious signs of paw prints...

Oh dear... it's a note from Ben... dated Janyouairee 17... hmmm... two days before it was postmarked. Either his sekrebeary is slacking off again... still... or Ben had trouble mailing the letter!

The letter sans spelling mistakes says - "Dear Sherlock Sandy, I need your help. Me received this note from stranger. Note was taped on fridgerator this morning. It tells me to give all my cookies or else! Oh no! Me not sure what to do... Can you help me Sherlock Sandy? Me send more clues soon."

A threatening note??? Bears are normally quite immune to threats. I mean... really... what could scare a stuffy? But this....

Hand over your cookies or else! Beary suspicious. Beary beary suspicious!

What do you think blogger pals??

I examined the envelope for any telltale crumbs, but found nothing.

OK blogger pals... one of our own is a victim of extortion. Do you have any suspicions?? I noticed quite a few clues... did you see anything helpful? This is a beary serious can. Watson Ben needs our help!

Sherlock Sandy &
the Case of the Extorted Bear

Project 333 for a Little Bear

Do you think I can get by with 33 items of clothing?? I don't know!! Although... now that I look at it more closely... I think that it stands for 33 items for 3 months! I can do that!! Easy peasy... If it was 33 items for a whole year... well, that might be another thing. Mama says I should try 33 items for half a year and 33 items for the other half a year... I could try that... So, let's see...

Fall and Winter
3 Items - Soooo... obviously, a good sweater, pair of jeans and boots are a must.

4 Items - A spiffy outfit. You never know... I might get invited to a Starbucks opening or something.

4 Items - A serious winter outfit is a must. After all, I live in Canada. You never know when we might get a big dump of snow here!.

Let's see... what else...

11 Items - Well... I think all of these are a must (that includes pins and badges of course).

 Which brings us to.... 22 Items!!! Oooh... I have room for more...

2 Items - a Sherlock outfit naturally... (24)

2 Items - And a Halloween costume... (26)

4 Items - Every little bear needs a good lounging/pj outfit (30 items)

3 Items - I think I'll add another jacket and a scarf and a sweater! There we go.... 33 Items! Perfect.

Eh? What's that??? Mama's mumbling something about... what if we go somewhere warm in the winter? Am I going to go bear-bummed or.... wear one of my winter outfits or???

Uh-oh... you mean I need a hot weather outfit too??? But that's like 4 items!!!

 Help!!! Blogger pals... I need to cut 4 items from this collection... what do you think I should cut?? Mama doesn't think I can make it to 33 items... can we prove her wrong?

Mail

Hullo!!! I got some mail. Can you tell who it's from?

Here's a clue... it's from Ajdin!! He's training to be an astro-bearnaut.

Ajdin hosted an Ugly Holiday Sweater contest and I won third prize. A nice set of Winnie the Pooh stickers. Thanks Ajdin!

Great Wardrobe Census

Hullo again... yep, we are going to tally the rest of my wardrobe. I thought, for sure, that I had under 33 items but... given that the running total from last time stands at 38, I think I have lost that bet.

As for bets... Here are the bets...

Dilly - 2
Little Fox - 45 items (original bet)
Droopy - 50
Bob T. Bear - 55
Little Fox - 64
Ajdin - 66 (original bet)
Jerry & Ben - 67.45 (original bet)
Drunk Fox - 100
Ajdin - 101
Ben - 102
Jerry - 4 meelleeon (4,000,000)

Right-o... all last minute betting is now cut off and... let's get going!

Oh boy... so... in the interests of efficiency and to prevent a little bear from collapsing in exhaustion, I'm not going to try on all these outfits. We'd be here for ever and a day... so I'm just going to group them....

First up... Tops!!

Alright...




Tops - 18
Mittens - 1 pair
Belt - 1 (with the housecoat)
Pins - 2
Badges 2

Total - 24 items (eeks)
















Next up... bottoms... much easier

Total - 4!









Miscellaneous and Sundry...

Hats - 7
Bandanas - 2
Slippers - 1 pair
Scarf - 1
Bags - 2

Total - 13 items










Oh... and Mama found this hiding in the back of my cupboard... sigh...

Another 3 items for... let's see...

a total of  44 items I think - this round...

Oh... wait...

Mama says I forgot a couple of things?

Really?






Ohhhh!!!! But of course... the item that I am wearing right now... heh-heh...

three more items to add to the list so that makes


Total - 47 items this round













First Round - 38 items
Second Round - 47 items
Grand Total - 85 items!!

So let's see.... oh this is getting confusing...

Jerry and Ben said 67.45 - so that is under by 17.55 items - but that was their initial bid, which they changed... or does it still stand?
Ajdin said 66 - so he is under by 19 items - but that was also an initial bid, later revised to 101. So does it still stand? Which leads to...
Little Fox, who said 64 - so he is under by 21 items
Drunk Fox said 100 - so he is over by 15 items

Which means... (drum roll please!)

Drunk Fox is the winner!!! Hoorah!!!

Three cheers for Drunk Fox and a tot of Bailey's Irish Cream in all of our hot chocolates! Unless Drunk Fox is no longer drunk, but rather, sober, in which case... Double Chocolate Hot Chocolate for everyone!

Beginning the Great Wardrobe Census

Hullo! Today I am going to start counting my wardrobe items. I'm sure that it won't take long...

First up... my spiffy outfit. Let's see...

1 pair pants
1 shirt
1 vest
1 tie

Total - 4 items











Then we have my spring costume...

1 costume (it's all one piece...)

Total - 1 item (yay!!)














Another costume...

Also one piece, although I guess, technically the pumpkin bag counts as a separate item sigh...

1 costume
1 bag

Total - 2 items










Christmas outfit!!

1 pair pants
1 pair boots
1 tunic
1 belt
1 hat

Total - 5 items











And another Christmas outfit...

1 hat
1 robe

and... Mama checked...

1 pair pants
1 top

Total - 4 items






Beach Bum outfit!

1 pair shorts
1 t-shirt
1 hat
1 pin

Total - 4 items

(Grand total so far - 20 items - not bad, not bad)









My all purpose summer outfit

1 pair sandles
1 pair shorts
1 belt
1 t-shirt
1 hat
1 badge

Total - 6 items (wow... that's a lot!)









PJ outfit

1 hat
1 t-shirt
1 pj coverall
1 pair slippers

Is the bear clothing?? No... don't think so!

Total - 4 items 

Grand Total - 30 items... uh-oh...







Arctic Winter outfit

1 pair boots
1 pair snowpants
1 puffy jacket
1 hat

(and no... bears do not wear underwear!)

Total - 4 items

Grand Total - 34 items
Well, there goes my estimate out the window! I officially have more then 33 items. Sigh.





Winter Lounge Outfit

1 pair boots
1 pair fleece pants
1 top
1 hat

Total - 4 items

Grand Total - 38 items









Except... er... we're not done yet... Nope, not by a long shot... Oh dear... Oh dear...

Is everyone comfortable with their bets? Any last minute changes??

Minimalism for a Little Bear

Sooo... as some of my pals have so gently pointed out in December, I have a lot of clothes. Mama thinks that I have even more clothes than her... which I seriously doubt. She has suggested that maybe I should try a minimalist wardrobe... you know, a Capsule Wardrobe or... what's it called? Ah yes... Project 333 - essentially, I should try having a wardrobe of 33 things for 3 months.

Now, I'm sure some of my pals... like Little Fox and Hammie Hamster could get by with a wardrobe of 3 things for 33 months but... I am a fashionista bear it seems. Much to Mama's utter bemusement (sometimes bears take after their humans... sometimes not!).

Anyhow... in the interests of proving to Mama that I don't even have 33 items in my wardrobe, I am going to do an inventory. Hmph!

Before we get going however... let's have a bit of a betting game.

Can you guess how many wardrobe items I have??

A few rules - a pair of somethings (e.g. shoes or boots or mittens) counts as one item (not two). Scarves, hats, belts, ties, backpacks, satchels and mittens count too. As does jewelry... like pins... or badges... Oh dear... I don't like the sounds of this!!

Sooo... fellow stuffies... care to hazard a guess as to the number of items in my wardrobe? Guesses will be accepted until January 20. The stuffie who comes closest will win some excellent prize (not sure yet what... AA batteries are on sale right now).

Christmas Lights Tour

Hullo!! Someone was here for a visit a few days ago... and we decided to take her on a tour of the local Christmas lights!

House #1 - this was our favourite for the first few minutes... beary tastefully decorated.

House #2 - Wow!!! They even have a rocket ship above the roof with the grinch inside!

House #3 - This one was over the top... it was my favourite because they had inflatable bears there! It was also Rose's favourite. Clearly we both have good taste.

House #4 - This one was beary nice... the lights on the bushes blinked on and off. Quite tasteful.

House #5 - This one was Mama's favourite. Not too garish... and nice light colours.

House #6 - Ummm... this one was seriously over the top. They had reindeers, nativity displays, elves and santas...

House #7 - This one was a contender. It has a sign that says Joyeux Noel (which we thought Ben would like)... and a big red arrow pointing at the chimney to help santa navigate.

House #8 - This one was the favourite of mama's partner. Beary tastefully done and they even had a few inflatables...

House #9 - a beary large display with many inflatables... even one that was a santa in a snow globe. A bit over the top for all our tastes.

And that's it... it was a beary dark night but I managed to navigate us through the streets and back home (can you see the outline of my head?). Which was your favourite house?